The Blind Date with a Sunday School Teacher

A man goes on a blind date with a Sunday school teacher. She's attractive, but she refuses wine and cigarettes, explaining that she could never tell her Sunday school students about drinking or smoking.

He assumes the evening is going nowhere and takes her home.

At her door, however, she invites him inside. They immediately have passionate sex.

Afterward, he asks:

— That was amazing! But what will you tell the children at Sunday school?

She replies:

— You don't have to drink and smoke to have a good time!