Elf Selfie Season
Why do elves take so many photos in December?
They love elfies.
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Holiday jokes have a nice built-in charm because they come with decorations, traditions, food, and expectations people already recognize. Christmas, Halloween, birthdays, and other celebrations all give jokes a little extra personality.
If you want humor that feels timely, cheerful, and easy to share with family or friends, this page is worth exploring.
Snowman Breakfast
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
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Monster’s Favorite Dessert
What is a monster's favorite dessert?
I scream.
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The New Year's Eve Replacement Band
A New Years Eve party planner has to get a last minute replacement for the band that cancelled. The only band available was a trio; a tuba, an accordion, and bagpipes
Because she sold tickets advertising live music, she had no choice but to hire them.
Expecting the worst, the promoter was stunned to see that these three musicians were incredible entertainers. Everyone was dancing till the party closed down at 3:00 AM.
After the party the promoter approached the band,
"I never in a million years thought I'd be saying this, but I would like to book you now for next New Years Eve."
The band members looked over at the promoter and said,
"Sure, can we leave our stuff?"
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Why Did the Holiday Suitcase Feel Confident?
**Why did the holiday suitcase feel confident?**
Because it was packed with experience.
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Emotional Baggage Is the Worst
Having to tell your suitcase there are no holidays or vacations this year is hard, especially when you see how upset your suitcase gets.
Emotional baggage is the worst.
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Mariah Carey’s Christmas Gift
Just got Mariah Carey a parcel of undeveloped land as a holiday gift.
But she said, “I don’t want a lot for Christmas.”
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Why Did E Get a Christmas Present?
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
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Flowers for the Holidays
Wife called husband and said, “Three of the girls in my office just got some flowers for the holidays. They’re absolutely gorgeous!”
Husband replied, “That’s probably why they got flowers then…”
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What Do You Call a Holiday Soda Giver?
What do you call someone who gives out soda during the Holiday season?
Fanta Clause.
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Where Do Flies Go for a Holiday?
Where do flies go for a holiday?
Flywaii.
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Far Away From Family for the Holidays
Some of us live thousands of miles away from most of our relatives and can’t be with them this holiday season…
… Please don’t be jealous.
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Who Thinks Christmas Songs Are About Her?
Who thinks all the Christmas songs are about her?
Carol.
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Hunting at the Girlfriend’s Parents’ Farm
A guy goes with his girlfriend to stay at her parents’ house for the holidays.
The couple lives in the city, and the parents live on a farm. The boyfriend is unused to the quiet country life, and after a couple of days, he’s pretty bored. His girlfriend’s father comes in and says, “Hey, young fella, if you’re looking for something to do, why not take the dogs out for a bit of hunting? There’s a shotgun behind the laundry door.” Guy comes back a couple of hours later, and the father says, “How was it?”
“That was amazing! Have you got any more dogs?”
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Holiday Weight Gain Study
Studies have shown that women who gain seven or more pounds over the holidays have a longer life expectancy…
… than the men who point it out.
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More joke collections to explore
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Halloween Jokes About Monsters and Ghosts
Skeletons, vampires, mummies, and ghosts get their turn at the microphone. These Halloween-themed jokes use spooky characters for puns and surprising everyday problems, with a few darker punchlines in the mix. Pick the right tone for your audience before sharing them at a party.
Christmas Jokes for Holiday Gatherings
Christmas trees, presents, elves, and Santa supply the setups in this holiday selection. The jokes range from quick festive puns to questions about gifts and family traditions. Choose a favorite to tell at a gathering or tuck a short punchline into a holiday message.
Science Jokes for Curious Minds
Atoms, physicists, and scientific units are doing the joking here. Some punchlines are easy wordplay; others reward a little background knowledge. Read them as a science break or share one with a lab partner, then explain the reference if your listener has not encountered it before.
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