Why are we natural born Teachers?
Why are we natural born Teachers?
Because when we were born, we already had 2 pupils.
- Robert Senter
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The Gamer Who Lost Control
My roommate completely smashed his keyboard when he died...
He definitely lost control!
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Teaching Mom to Build a Gaming PC
I tried teaching my mom how to build a gaming PC...
But all it did was make my motherboard.
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Why Someone Avoids Side-Scrolling PC Games
I don't like sidescrolling games on PC...
Most of the time it's just d-pressing.
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Left the Windows Open
I left my PC on all night and when I woke up, it was freezing...
Turns out, I left the Windows open.
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No Pre-Builds
Why do PC gamers hate adoption?
Because they don't want a pre-build.
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New Year's Resolution
What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution?
1280x720.
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Noisy Fans
What problem can both PC gamers and popular musicians relate to?
Their fans are super noisy!
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Steam-y Showers
Why do PC gamers love hot showers?
Because they're steam-y.
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Incompatible Drivers
Why can't PC gamers use Uber?
Too many incompatible drivers.
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Too Many Frames
Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?
There were too many frames.
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Refused to Be Consoled
Why couldn't the PC gamer stop crying?
They refused to be consoled.
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Rendering the Other Side
Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the buildings on the other side.
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The Exclusive Club
Why was the PC gamer denied entry to the night club?
It was exclusive.
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Losing Their Cache
Why do PC gamers go broke?
Because they lose all their cache.
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