Boo Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
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Knock-knock jokes are basically little comedy rituals. You already know the structure, which somehow makes the payoff even better when it is done right. They are corny, familiar, and still weirdly effective.
This page is perfect when you want jokes that are short, classic, and easy to tell out loud.
It’s Not Bob Knock Knock Joke
This is Bob.
Bob has no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
It's not Bob.
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Cow Says Moo Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
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Tank Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
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Nana Your Business Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
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Spell Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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Harry Up Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
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Ice Cream Scary Movie Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice scream every time I see a scary movie!
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Doughnut Forget Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to say hello!
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Lettuce In Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
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Olive You Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
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Atch Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
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Ya Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow! You’re excited too!
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Dishes Joke Knock Knock
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a really bad joke.
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Car Go Beep Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep!
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