What's the Most Judgmental Hot Tub?
What's the most judgmental kind of hot tub? The j'accuzi!
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What's the most judgmental kind of hot tub? The j'accuzi!
I first laid eyes on my future wife when we were assigned as partners in anatomy class. She shouted: โ Ew, Jesus! Get these things off of me!
A cannibal on death row is asked what he'd like for his last meal. โ Five Guys!
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