The Calendar Factory Mistake
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a few days off.
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Work jokes hit differently when you have answered emails you did not want, joined calls that should have been messages, or stared at a spreadsheet long enough to question your life choices. Office humor works because almost everyone recognizes it immediately.
This category is a good place to decompress if your day already came with tabs, deadlines, and unnecessary urgency.
The Raise Request Gone Wrong
I told my boss I needed a raise. He said I was already going too high.
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Why Work Feels Like Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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The True Meaning of Multitasking
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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The Soda Pressing Job
I have a job crushing cans. It’s soda pressing.
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Taking the Boss Literally
My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.
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Why Accountants Excel
Why do accountants make good lovers? They excel at figures.
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Starting With Nothing
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
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The Developer Who Went Broke
Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
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When It’s Only Wednesday
Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday.
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Why Programmers Avoid Nature
Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
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Redefining Success
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
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The Janitor’s Big Promotion
Why did the janitor get promoted? He swept the board!
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Dressing for the Job You Want
They said dress for the job you want. Now I’m sitting in HR dressed as Batman.
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The Workplace Update Problem
My workplace is like a software update. It always wants to restart when I just got settled.
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