Doctor Sturgeon
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy?
A sturgeon.
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Eyebrow Surprise
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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A Guard in a Russian Jail
A guard in a Russian jail goes to the library and sees an old Jewish political prisoner reading a book.
"What are you reading, old man?" asks the guard.
"I'm learning Hebrew," says the old man.
"Why bother?" asks the guard. "You'll never get to Israel. You will die here."
"I'm learning Hebrew so when I go to heaven so I can speak with Moses and Abraham," replies the old man.
"How do you know you're going to heaven? What happens if you go to hell?" asks the guard.
And the old man says, "No problem. I already speak Russian."
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Mugged by a Coffee Cup
If someone hits you over the head with a coffee cup, have you been mugged?
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UDP Joke
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
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Stuck in the Elevator
Two guys are stuck in an elevator. One says, "Do you think the buttons still work?" The other says, "I don’t know. Press the ‘Help’ button and see."
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Smallest Drinks
What state has the smallest drinks? Mini-soda.
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The “Sex Machine” Compliment
My wife thinks I’m a sex machine.
She refers to me as a “fucking tool”!
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The Romantic Dinner Attempt
I tried to cook a romantic dinner. The smoke alarm was very supportive.
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Why Work Feels Like Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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