Why the Baseball Kept Getting Bigger
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
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A Surprisingly Clean Recovery
I used to be addicted to soap.
I am clean now.
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Staying Up All Night for an Answer
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
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The Jewelry Store Explosion
I went to a store where they use explosives to create jewelry
As I entered there was a loud "bang". It made my earring.
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Grow a Pear
My neighbour told me he was scared to plant an apple tree…
I told him to grow a pear.
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What Do You Call a Submissive Furry?
What do you call a furry that likes to be dominated?
A sub woofer.
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People With Poor Boundaries
People with poor boundaries
are more likely to take a fence
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He Only Had His Shelf to Blame
A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame.
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Thanks for Explaining the Word Many
Thanks for explaining the word 'many' to me, it means alot.
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That's a Whisk I'm Willing to Take
My room mates are concerned that I'm using their kitchen utensils, but that's a whisk i'm willing to take.
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The Shower Gets Turned On
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
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A Criminal's Best Asset
A criminals best asset is his lie ability.
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Weight Loss Pills Stolen This Morning
Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
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A Donation for the Local Swimming Pool
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
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Stop With the Blind Jokes
Stop with the blind jokes...I dont see the point.
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Book, Library and Writing Jokes
Reading, writing, and libraries supply the wordplay in this selection. Some jokes are simple puns about stories and whiteboards; others take a darker turn with falling books or a cartoonist. Pick a quick line for a book club break or read the longer library conversation between chapters.
Math Jokes and Number Puns
Parallel lines, fractions, and report cards make surprisingly good comedy material. These math jokes range from simple number puns to classroom misunderstandings. You do not need a calculator to enjoy them, although knowing why parallel lines never meet will help with the very first punchline.
Fish and Sea Creature Jokes
Dive into jokes about fish, shellfish, sharks, and the other residents of the water. Most of these are short questions with a pun waiting at the end. Try guessing the answer before you read it, or pick a favorite to share with someone who enjoys fishing or aquarium life.
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