May 14, 2026
Lobster Tale
A man dining at a seafood restaurant asked for a lobster tail. The waitress smiled sweetly and said, “Once upon a time, there was this lobster …”
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May 13, 2026
Family Game Night
We tried to have family game night, but it turned into family argument night.
The rules were simple: no cheating, no yelling, no phones.
By the end, we’d broken all three — and possibly the board.
May 12, 2026
The “Sex Machine” Compliment
My wife thinks I’m a sex machine.
She refers to me as a “fucking tool”!
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