Why Basketball Players Are Messy Eaters
Why are basketball players messy eaters?
Because they dribble.
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Sports jokes are at their best when they borrow from the drama of games without needing you to care deeply about the scoreboard. Fans, players, coaches, and game-day habits all make easy material.
If you like jokes with energy, movement, and a little competitive spirit, this page has plenty to work with.
The Golfer’s Backup Plan
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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The Baseball Player Who Holds Water
Which baseball player holds water?
The pitcher.
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What Never Moves on the Field
What goes all the way around the baseball field but never moves?
The fence.
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Pickpocket vs Umpire
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
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Why Baseball Games Are at Night
Why are baseball games at night?
The bats sleep during the day.
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How Baseball Players Stay Connected
How do baseball players keep in touch?
They touch base every once in a while.
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Why Hockey Players Make Friends Easily
Why are hockey players so good at making friends?
They’re quick to break the ice.
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The Rules of Zebra Baseball
What are the rules for zebra baseball?
Three stripes and you’re out.
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The Player Who Misses Every Dunk
What do you call a player that constantly misses slam dunks?
Alley Whoops.
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How Hockey Players Kiss
How do hockey players kiss?
They pucker up.
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The Tea Football Players Drink
What kind of tea do football players drink?
Penal-tea.
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Why Pitchers Lift One Leg
Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?
If he raises them both, he’d fall down.
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The Defensive End’s Problem
Why couldn’t the defensive end pass any of his tests?
He was a tackling dummy.
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Why Cinderella Was Bad at Sports
Why was Cinderella bad in sports?
Her coach was a pumpkin and she ran away from the ball.
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Football and Soccer Jokes for Match Day
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