A Husband and Wife Dream About an Auction

A husband and wife are at the breakfast table. The woman says, "I had a dream last night. I was at an auction, and they were auctioning penises. Nice-sized ones were going for $25, big ones were going for $50, and spectacular ones were going for $100."

The guy says, "Is that right? How much did one like mine go for?"

And the woman says, "50 cents!"

So the guy says, "You know, I also had a dream about an auction. In my dream they were auctioning vaginas. Okay ones were going for $25, pretty tight ones were going for $50, and really tight ones were going for $100."

The woman says, "Oh yeah? How much was one like mine?"

And the guy says, "That's where they held the auction."