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Teacher: "What is the most important punctuation mark?"
Johnny: "The period?"
Teacher: "Can you tell me why?"
Johnny: "I don't know, but when my sister missed one of hers, my mom fainted, my dad got mad, and the neighbor left town and never came back."
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