Cash or Peanuts Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.
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Knock-Knock Jokes to Share
A click-friendly collection of classic knock-knock jokes with short setups and easy punchlines.
12 jokes
What you will find here
Knock-Knock Jokes to Share brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
Boo Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
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It’s Not Bob Knock Knock Joke
This is Bob.
Bob has no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
It's not Bob.
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Cow Says Moo Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
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Tank Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
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Nana Your Business Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
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Spell Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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Harry Up Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
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Doughnut Forget Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to say hello!
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Lettuce In Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
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Olive You Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
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Abyss You Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abyss.
Abyss who?
I miss you too!
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