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A man walks into a tattoo shop and asks for his anniversary in Roman numerals.
The artist starts inking “IX.”
The man says, “Wait, that’s just 9!”
The artist shrugs. “Hey, buddy, you said you were married in September.”
If this one landed, there are more old names and events getting playful treatment below. History jokes are more fun when you let them stay clever without getting too serious.
A lone Mongol warrior stands on top of a mountain and shouts down to the Chinese army below: “Send your men! I...
Why didn’t the dinosaur finish history homework? Because it was extinct!...
Why did the pharaoh refuse to wake up early? He didn’t want to rise and shine!...
Why didn’t knights use WiFi? They preferred swords over signals!...
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