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A man is at the supermarket when a beautiful blonde with large breasts walks up to him.
"Excuse me," she says, "but I think you're the father of one of my kids."
"Oh," the man nervously says, keeping his eye on his wife and kids. "Are you that hooker I fucked behind the trampoline park during my son's birthday party?"
"No," she answers. "I'm his math teacher."
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