The Rental Car Upgrade
At the rental car desk, I asked if I could upgrade to something fast.
The clerk said, “Sure,” and handed me keys to a Prius.
I said, “This isn’t fast.”
He said, “It’s fast enough for the speed limit, sir.”
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