The Doctor's Unusual Breast Enlargement Treatment (NSFW)
A woman asks her doctor about breast enlargement but decides surgery is too expensive and risky.
The doctor suggests an unusual alternative.
'Every morning, massage your breasts while repeating: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, I want my breasts to grow, grow, grow.'
She tries it for several weeks and, amazingly, it works.
One morning, she's running late and forgets her daily routine.
While riding the bus, she quietly begins the exercise.
A man sitting nearby notices and asks, 'Excuse me, are you a patient of Dr. Smith?'
Embarrassed, she asks, 'How could you possibly know?'
The man smiles.
'Hickory dickory dock...'
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