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Two neighbors are chatting over their backyard fence.
One says, 'You idiot! You forgot to close your curtains last night. My brother and I could see you having sex with your wife!'
The other neighbor bursts out laughing.
'Ha! Joke's on you! I wasn't even home last night!'
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