The Farmer Who Got an Elephant Trunk Transplant (NSFW)

A farmer suffers a terrible accident and loses his penis.

At the hospital, the surgeon explains that no human donor is available, but he can replace it with the trunk of a baby elephant.

Desperate for a solution, the farmer agrees.

A month later, he's attending an elegant dinner party with his wife.

Suddenly, his new appendage reaches out from beneath the tablecloth, grabs a bread roll, and disappears under the table.

His wife stares in amazement.

"Darling, that was incredible! Can you do it again?"

The farmer winces.

"Probably, but I don't think my ass can take another bread roll!"