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Sunday Morning Romance and the Ice Cream Truck (NSFW)
A young woman visits her 95-year-old grandmother after hearing that her grandfather has died.
"Grandma, what happened to Grandpa?"
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
The granddaughter is horrified.
"Grandma! At your age, isn't that incredibly dangerous?"
"Not at all, dear. We were always very careful. We made love to the rhythm of the church bells. Nice and slow. In on the ding, out on the dong."
She pauses to wipe away a tear.
"He'd still be alive if that damn ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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