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The Day God Created Dolly Parton

So on the day God created Dolly Parton he summoned the archangel Michael to witness.

God said "Michael, I am going to create the most incredible woman. She will have the voice and heart of an angel. She will use her wealth, fame, and talent, as a tireless advocate for the less fortunate, doing all she can to best love her fellow human beings, all while composing herself with great humility and humor."

"She sounds like a remarkable person," Michael observed, before asking "Will she be special in other ways?"

To which God replied, "Now that you mention it..."

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