The Missing Spoon and the Two Priests (Adult Humor)

An older priest invites a younger priest to dinner.

During the meal, the younger priest notices the attractive housekeeper and wonders about their relationship.

The older priest assures him, "There's absolutely nothing going on between my housekeeper and me."

A week later, the housekeeper notices that a silver spoon is missing.

The older priest writes to his colleague:

"I'm not saying you took my spoon, and I'm not saying you didn't. But it's been missing since your visit."

A few days later, the younger priest replies:

"I'm not saying you're sleeping with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying you're not. But if you were sleeping in your own bed, you'd have found the spoon by now."