The Priest's Clever Customs Declaration (NSFW)

A young woman is flying home from Ireland when she notices a priest sitting beside her.

"Father, could you do me a favor?"

"Of course, my child."

"I bought an expensive hair dryer for my mother, but it's over the customs allowance. Could you hide it under your robes?"

The priest agrees but warns her:

"I must tell you, I never lie."

"I'm sure you'll manage, Father."

At customs, an officer asks the priest if he has anything to declare.

"From my head to my waist, absolutely nothing," the priest replies.

The officer looks suspicious.

"And from your waist down?"

The priest smiles.

"I have a magnificent instrument designed for use on a woman, but I must confess that it has never been used."

The officer bursts out laughing.

"Very good, Father! You may proceed!"