The Rabbit Who Wanted Every Animal to Stop Taking Drugs

A rabbit is running through the forest when he spots a giraffe smoking a joint.

"Why waste your life getting high?" asks the rabbit. "Come running with me! Fresh air and exercise will make you feel amazing!"

The giraffe throws away his joint and follows him.

Further along, they encounter an elephant snorting cocaine.

"Put that stuff away!" the rabbit says. "Come enjoy a healthy run through the forest!"

The elephant agrees and joins them.

Eventually, they find a lion preparing to inject heroin.

"Lion, my friend!" calls the rabbit. "Forget the drugs! Come running with us!"

The lion drops his needle, approaches the rabbit, and punches him straight in the face.

The giraffe and elephant are horrified.

"Why would you do that? He's only trying to help!"

The lion shakes his head.

"Every damn time that little bastard takes ecstasy, he makes us run around the forest like idiots!"