How Many Bars Do You Work At?
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I can't serve you, you've had too much already."
The man sighs, leaves through the front door, walks around the corner, and enters through the side door. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Look, buddy, I told you five minutes ago I can't serve you."
The man leaves again, walks around the block, and comes in through the back door. He approaches the bar, looks the bartender dead in the eye, and asks for a drink.
The bartender slams his hand on the counter and yells, "I told you, you're cut off! Get out!"
The man looks at him in utter disbelief and says, "My god, man, just how many bars do you work at?!"
- Daily Joke