Doctor Sturgeon
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy?
A sturgeon.
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The Farmer's Rooster Showdown
A farmer buys a young rooster to replace his old one.
The young rooster struts in and says, “All these hens are mine now, old man.”
The old rooster smirks, “Maybe so… but tradition says the new rooster must prove himself. We wrestle, and whoever mounts the other in a compromising way wins. The winner takes the hens.”
The young rooster laughs, “Easy.”
They lock up in the dirt. The old rooster pretends to struggle, then lets the young one flip him and mount him.
Just then the farmer walks out, sees the young rooster on top, shakes his head, raises his shotgun and fires.
“Damn,” he mutters, “that’s the third gay rooster I’ve bought this year.”
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Count Cows
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
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Healthy Anteaters
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
Their anty-bodies keep them healthy.
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Horse and the Long Face
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'
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Penguin Builds a House
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
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Salamander in Hollywood
Why did the salamander go to Hollywood?
To make newt movies!
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Fish With No Eyes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
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Pile of Cats
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain.
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Hot Dog in the Shade
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.
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Chicken Joins a Band
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
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Gorillas and Lightbulbs
How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one … but it takes a whole lot of lightbulbs.
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Clean Jokes for Family Time
Simple wordplay and quick questions are at the heart of this family selection. There are animals, food puns, homework surprises, and everyday objects with unexpected answers. Try asking the question before showing the punchline so everyone can have a turn at guessing during a shared reading break.
Farm Animal Jokes and Puns
Head to the farm for cows at the movies, musical chickens, and a scarecrow with an impressive career. These farmyard jokes mix animal sounds with simple wordplay. They work especially well when told aloud, so give the listener a moment to guess before revealing each punchline.
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