Parallel Lines
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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Math Jokes and Number Puns
Parallel lines, fractions, and report cards make surprisingly good comedy material. These math jokes range from simple number puns to classroom misunderstandings. You do not need a calculator to enjoy them, although knowing why parallel lines never meet will help with the very first punchline.
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Math Jokes and Number Puns brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
Humble Equal Sign
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
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Sad Math Book
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
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Sir Cumference
Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court? Sir Cumference.
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Why Your Nose Isn’t 12 Inches
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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Math Report Card
A father looks at his son’s report card and sighs. “You got an F in math? How did this happen?”
The boy says, “The teacher asked me how to convert centimeters to meters.”
“So what did you say?”
“I told her, ‘You take out the cent.’”
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Why He Wears Glasses During Math
He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
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Stop Speaking in Numbers
My wife told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn't 1 2.
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