How You Know They're a PC Gamer
How do you know someone is a PC gamer?
You don't, they tell you.
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Frame rates, graphics cards, Steam, and noisy fans all get roasted in this PC gaming selection. The humor assumes you know a little about hardware and gaming culture. Pick a punchline for your gaming group, or read the jokes while waiting for another update to finish.
PC Gaming Jokes and Hardware Puns brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
How do you know someone is a PC gamer?
You don't, they tell you.
Why do PC gamers go broke?
Because they lose all their cache.
Why was the PC gamer denied entry to the night club?
It was exclusive.
Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the buildings on the other side.
Why couldn't the PC gamer stop crying?
They refused to be consoled.
Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?
There were too many frames.
Why can't PC gamers use Uber?
Too many incompatible drivers.
Why do PC gamers love hot showers?
Because they're steam-y.
What problem can both PC gamers and popular musicians relate to?
Their fans are super noisy!
What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution?
1280x720.
Why do PC gamers hate adoption?
Because they don't want a pre-build.
I left my PC on all night and when I woke up, it was freezing...
Turns out, I left the Windows open.
I don't like sidescrolling games on PC...
Most of the time it's just d-pressing.
I tried teaching my mom how to build a gaming PC...
But all it did was make my motherboard.
My roommate completely smashed his keyboard when he died...
He definitely lost control!
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