Restaurant on the Moon
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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The moon has homework, a restaurant lacks atmosphere, and even a peanut can put on a spacesuit. These space jokes mix cosmic wordplay with a time-traveler punchline. Ask the short questions aloud or choose a favorite for someone who enjoys imagining life beyond Earth.
Space Jokes About the Moon and Astronauts brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man
Why was the moon bad at homework? It only did it at night.
What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astronut!
Why did the moon get fired from its job? It was always phasing out.
I started a diet as a time traveler. I ate yesterday’s leftovers today!
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