Doctor Sturgeon
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy?
A sturgeon.
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Simple wordplay and quick questions are at the heart of this family selection. There are animals, food puns, homework surprises, and everyday objects with unexpected answers. Try asking the question before showing the punchline so everyone can have a turn at guessing during a shared reading break.
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What you will find here
Choose a subject your listeners know: animals, food, school or everyday objects. The questions invite a guess before the punchline, while the short puns are easy to remember for later.
For a round at the dinner table, let one person read the question and give everyone a turn to guess before revealing the answer.
Start with animals or food for younger listeners. Save the piano, library and number wordplay for people who know the double meanings.
Animals and the great outdoors
Count Cows
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
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Healthy Anteaters
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
Their anty-bodies keep them healthy.
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Penguin Builds a House
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
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Outstanding Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
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Food questions and puns
Fake Spaghetti
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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Make an Egg Roll
How do you make an egg roll? You push it.
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Nacho Cheese
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
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How to Make a Lemon Drop
How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
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Banana and Dog
What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing. Bananas can’t talk!
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School and stories
Student Eats Homework
Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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Building with the Most Stories
What building has the most stories? The library.
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Everyday objects and wordplay
Restaurant on the Moon
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Piano by Ear
I used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands.
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Nice Belt
What did 0 say to 8? 'Nice belt.'
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How to Make a Tissue Dance
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
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Tree That Fits in Your Hand
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
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Piano Lost Its Keys
How did the piano get locked out of its car? It lost its keys.
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