Sir Cumference
Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court? Sir Cumference.
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Geek jokes are best when they feel like a reward for knowing just enough about tech, math, science, or internet culture to catch the punchline. They are the kind of jokes that make one person laugh immediately and another person ask for an explanation.
If you enjoy smart little references and jokes that feel tailored to curious people, this section has the right energy.
Talking Tree
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down', the tree exclaims. 'I am a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree but you will dialogue.'
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No Pun in Ten Did
I entered 10 puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in 10 did.
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Out of the Orange
My colorblind diagnosis really came out of the orange.
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Dark Mode and Bugs
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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Hard Drive to Work
Why did the computer show up at work late? It had a hard drive.
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Light Bulb Fix
How does a programmer fix a light bulb? They don’t, it’s a hardware problem.
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Didn’t Node How to Express
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn’t Node how to Express himself.
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You’re My Type
What did the keyboard say to the computer? You’re my type.
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WiFi Signal
Why did the computer break up with the WiFi? It found a stronger connection elsewhere!
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Programmer Meditation
Why did the programmer meditate? To find inner loops!
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Binary Breakfast
Why did the coder eat breakfast in binary? Because he wanted a byte to start the day!
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What's Red and Bad for Your Teeth
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A very fast brick.
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Beethoven’s Favorite Fruit
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-na
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