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The Hunter, the Priest, and God's Terrible Aim

A hunter and a priest go hunting together.

The hunter spots a rabbit, takes aim, and fires.

He misses.

"Goddammit, I missed!" he shouts.

A few minutes later, he sees another rabbit. He shoots and misses again.

"Goddammit, I missed!"

The priest looks annoyed.

"My son, if you keep taking the Lord's name in vain, God will punish you."

The hunter apologizes.

Soon, another rabbit appears. The hunter aims carefully, pulls the trigger, and misses for the third time.

"GODDAMMIT, I MISSED!"

Suddenly, a massive bolt of lightning shoots down from the sky and strikes the priest dead.

A deep voice echoes from the heavens:

"Goddammit, I missed!"

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