The Radio Show Word Game Gone Wrong
A radio show asked people to call in with words they made up
"Alright sir, what is the word you came up with?"
"Goan."
"How do you spell that?"
"G - O - A - N."
"Can you use that in a sentence?"
"Goan fuck yourself!"
The host disconnects the caller and profusely apologizes to the public.
They get several more callers, all being polite. A while later, another caller goes on.
"What's your word, sir?"
"Smee."
"How do you spell it?"
"S - M - E - E."
"Can you use that in a sentence?"
"Smee again, goan fuck yourself!"
- Daily Joke