A Frenchman, Brit and Russian Visit the Louvre

A Frenchman, Brit and Russian go to the Louvre, and are admiring Michelangelo’s painting of Adam and Eve.

Looking at the painting, the Brit says, “look how reserved and calm they look. They are obviously British.”

The Frenchman says, “no no non, they are beautiful, naked and free. They are obviously French.”

The Russian says, “nah, they are Russian; they are naked, cold, have one apple to eat between them, and have been told they are in Paradise.”