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The Student Who Wanted to Travel by Train

An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad:

Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am ashamed to arrive at my college with my limited edition, custom pure-gold Ferrari F80 when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son, Nasser

The next day, his dad replied:

Dear Son,

Twenty-five million dollars has just been transferred to your account.

Please stop embarrassing us.

Go and get yourself a train too.

Dad

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