🎉 Holiday Jokes

Seasonal and holiday-themed jokes.

The New Year's Eve Replacement Band

A New Years Eve party planner has to get a last minute replacement for the band that cancelled. The only band available was a trio; a tuba, an accordion, and bagpipes

Because she sold tickets advertising live music, she had no choice but to hire them.

Expecting the worst, the promoter was stunned to see that these three musicians were incredible entertainers. Everyone was dancing till the party closed down at 3:00 AM.

After the party the promoter approached the band,

"I never in a million years thought I'd be saying this, but I would like to book you now for next New Years Eve."

The band members looked over at the promoter and said,

"Sure, can we leave our stuff?"

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