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7 Nov 2026 · No votes · 0–0

Just one day ago, we celebrated the first ever holiday dedicated to clowns. It was jesterday. Wife texts her Husband who is at work: Wife: “Honey, don’t forget to buy bread on your way home. Oh, and… your girlfriend Elizabeth says hi.” Husband: “Who’s Elizabeth?” Wife: “Nobody. Just wanted to make sure you saw my message.” Husband: “Phew! I’m with Elizabeth right now… for a moment then, I thought you saw us!” Wife: “WHAT?! Where are you?!” Husband: “Near the bakery.” Wife: “Stay put - I’m coming right now!” Five minutes later… Wife: “I’m at the bakery where are you?!” Husband: “I’m at work. Now that you’re there… grab the bread and head home.”

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6 Nov 2026 · Winner · 1–0

Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.

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5 Nov 2026 · No votes · 0–0

I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it go faster - but it just made it more sluggish. What did the robot pack for lunch? Micro-chips and dip.

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4 Nov 2026 · No votes · 0–0

Wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Oh never mind its too cheesy. I told my boss I needed a raise. He said I was already going too high.

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3 Nov 2026 · Winner · 1–0

Why did the dog become a detective? Because he had a nose for clues!

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1 Nov 2026 · No votes · 0–0

My colorblind diagnosis really came out of the orange. **Why did the holiday suitcase feel confident?** Because it was packed with experience.

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