🧒 Kids Jokes

Kids jokes should be simple, clean, and actually funny enough that adults do not mind hearing them too. These are the kinds of jokes that work at school, around the dinner table, or whenever someone says they want a joke everyone can hear.

If you want something wholesome and quick to share, this is one of the safest corners of the site.

Polite Dragon

What does a polite dragon say before dinner? Fire away.

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A square jog

Why did the square go jogging?
To stay in shape!

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Clock hands

What has hands but can't clap?
A clock.

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Mommy Scissors

What did Mommy Scissors say when her kids acted up?
Cut it out!

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