Woo Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get too excited—it’s just a silly knock-knock joke!
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Knock-knock jokes are basically little comedy rituals. You already know the structure, which somehow makes the payoff even better when it is done right. They are corny, familiar, and still weirdly effective.
This page is perfect when you want jokes that are short, classic, and easy to tell out loud.
Cash or Peanuts Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.
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Abyss You Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abyss.
Abyss who?
I miss you too!
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Little Old Lady Yodel Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
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Beets Me Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me. I’m just here for the jokes.
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Doris Locked Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. That’s why I’m knocking!
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Lettuce Laugh Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce laugh together!
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Olive Giggle Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive to make you giggle!
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Butter Open the Door Joke
Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open the door, I’m cold!
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Doughnut Save Me a Bite Joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to save me a bite.
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Anita Break Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita break from all these meetings.
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Wooden Shoe Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know.
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