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Medical and doctor-themed humor.
I had an accident at work today and ended up in the hospital.
I called my wife and told her I'd cut my finger off.
"Oh no!" she cried. "Not the whole finger?"
"No," I replied. "It was the one next to it."
If this one landed, there is more of that clean setup-and-punchline style below. Medical jokes usually work best when they stay quick, playful, and easy to follow.
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