Impossible to Put Down
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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Book, Library and Writing Jokes
Reading, writing, and libraries supply the wordplay in this selection. Some jokes are simple puns about stories and whiteboards; others take a darker turn with falling books or a cartoonist. Pick a quick line for a book club break or read the longer library conversation between chapters.
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Book, Library and Writing Jokes brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
Building with the Most Stories
What building has the most stories? The library.
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Paranoia Book Library Joke
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They’re right behind you."
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Whiteboards Are Remarkable
White boards are remarkable
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He Only Had His Shelf to Blame
A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame.
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Cartoonist Found Dead at Home
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Library Checkout Horror
A student borrowed a book on procrastination and returned it late. The librarian said, "You’re still reading the book." He replied, "I’m just making sure it’s overdue enough to be relevant."
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Short, funny one-liner jokes built for texts, group chats, quick laughs, and moments when you need a joke that lands fast.
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