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One-liners do not waste time. They arrive, hit, and leave before they can over-explain themselves. That is what makes them great when you want something sharp, memorable, and easy to quote later.

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Shoes from a Drug Dealer

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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Help Check Her Balance

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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Laundry Confidence

I start laundry with confidence and finish with one mystery sock.

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