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The Long Checkout Line

My wife told me she’d be quick at the store — “just a few things.”

Two hours later, I called to check on her.

She said, “Don’t rush me, I’m in the checkout line.”

I asked, “How many people are ahead of you?”

She said, “All of them.”

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