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A new inmate asks his cellmate what he's in prison for.
"Nothing. I confessed to a robbery I didn't commit."
"Why the hell would you do that?"
"My mother-in-law moved in."
The new guy looks across the hall and sees an old man stretched out on his bunk, smiling like he's on vacation.
"What about him? What's he in for?"
"That's her husband."
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