Why Grasshoppers Skip Soccer
Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?
They watch cricket, instead.
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Sports jokes are at their best when they borrow from the drama of games without needing you to care deeply about the scoreboard. Fans, players, coaches, and game-day habits all make easy material.
If you like jokes with energy, movement, and a little competitive spirit, this page has plenty to work with.
When a Dinosaur Scores a Goal
What happens when a dinosaur gets a goal?
A dino-score.
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Why Soccer Doesn’t Work in the Jungle
Why can’t you play soccer in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
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The Basketball Player in Trouble
Why did the basketball player go to jail?
Because he shot the ball.
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Why Runners Make Good Students
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run!
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Lighting Up a Soccer Stadium
There’s a way one can easily light up a soccer stadium.
That’s with a soccer match.
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My Son's New Girlfriend Is a Hockey Player
My son showed me a picture of his new girlfriend.
She was dressed in full hockey gear, including pads, a mask, gloves, and a blocker.
I said, "Congratulations. She looks like a keeper."
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The Golfer Who Refused to Abandon His Game
A man tells his wife, "I'm going golfing with the boys. I should be home by 4 PM."
But 4 PM comes and goes. He finally walks through the door at 8 PM.
His wife asks, "What took you so long?"
"We were on the sixth hole when Fred suddenly had a heart attack and collapsed," he explains.
"Oh, that's terrible! Were you at the hospital all afternoon?"
"Well, no," says her husband. "But from the sixth hole onward, it was hit the ball, drag Fred, hit the ball, drag Fred..."
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