The Golfer Who Refused to Abandon His Game
A man tells his wife, "I'm going golfing with the boys. I should be home by 4 PM."
But 4 PM comes and goes. He finally walks through the door at 8 PM.
His wife asks, "What took you so long?"
"We were on the sixth hole when Fred suddenly had a heart attack and collapsed," he explains.
"Oh, that's terrible! Were you at the hospital all afternoon?"
"Well, no," says her husband. "But from the sixth hole onward, it was hit the ball, drag Fred, hit the ball, drag Fred..."
- Daily Joke