The Tea Football Players Drink
What kind of tea do football players drink?
Penal-tea.
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Football and Soccer Jokes for Match Day
Soccer goals, stadiums, and American football players all find a punchline in this match-day selection. There is a mix of football vocabulary and neighboring sports references, so check which version of the game each joke uses. Tell the questions aloud and let the other fans guess the answer.
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Football and Soccer Jokes for Match Day brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
The Defensive End’s Problem
Why couldn’t the defensive end pass any of his tests?
He was a tackling dummy.
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Why Grasshoppers Skip Soccer
Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?
They watch cricket, instead.
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When a Dinosaur Scores a Goal
What happens when a dinosaur gets a goal?
A dino-score.
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Why Soccer Doesn’t Work in the Jungle
Why can’t you play soccer in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
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Lighting Up a Soccer Stadium
There’s a way one can easily light up a soccer stadium.
That’s with a soccer match.
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Winning the World Cup
What do Americans do after winning the World Cup?
Turn off the PlayStation.
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