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Work jokes hit differently when you have answered emails you did not want, joined calls that should have been messages, or stared at a spreadsheet long enough to question your life choices. Office humor works because almost everyone recognizes it immediately.
This category is a good place to decompress if your day already came with tabs, deadlines, and unnecessary urgency.
Corporate Language Decoded
"Quick sync" means 40 minutes and a screen share nobody asked for.
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Trusting the Office Printer
I trust my printer exactly as far as I can throw it.
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The Co-Pilot’s Lesson
A fresh co-pilot is flying with a seasoned airline captain. The captain says to the co-pilot, "I want to test how well you know the airplane."
"I am going to go to the lavatory for a #2", says the captain. "When I come back, tell me whether the airplane gets lighter as I relieve myself."
The captain went to do his business, and when he comes back, he asks the co-pilot: "Well, son, is the aircraft any lighter now"?
The co-pilot eagerly answers, wanting to impress the captain: "No, sir, our aircraft does not release lavatory waste when in flight. It is securely stored in the onboard septic tank until the airplane lands and it is flushed by the maintenance crew. Therefore, as a closed system, the weight of the aircraft remained the same before and after you relieved yourself."
"All you think about is shit, son!", says the captain. "The airplane is lighter now because I was away for 15 minutes and we used up two hundred gallons of jet fuel during this time!"
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The CEO's Joke
At a corporate board meeting the CEO tells a joke. Everyone laughs except for one guy.
"Didn't you get it?" the CEO asks the guy.
And the guy says, "Oh, I got it. But today's my last day."
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The Overworked Chef
Why did the chef get fired? He kept stirring up trouble in the kitchen.
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AutoCorrect Office
I sent an email saying I’d be late for the meeting. AutoCorrect changed it to ‘I’ll be latte for the meeting.’ Turns out my boss likes coffee as much as punctuality.
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Fired From the French Fry Factory
I got fired from the French fry factory for stealing inventory.
They made a big deal out of it, but really it was small potatoes.
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The suggestion box
Our boss installed a suggestion box to make sure every idea gets heard.
It's a shredder, but apparently the noise counts as feedback.
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The Most Responsible Employee at a Job Interview
During a job interview, the hiring manager asks:
'What single word would your former coworkers use to describe you?'
'Responsible,' the applicant answers confidently.
'Excellent! Can you explain why?'
'Sure! Whenever anything went wrong at my last job, everyone said I was responsible!'
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Why I Had to Quit My Job at the Gym
I quit my job at the gym because I couldn't even lift 20 kilograms.
I had to hand in my too-weak notice!
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