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During a job interview, the hiring manager asks:
'What single word would your former coworkers use to describe you?'
'Responsible,' the applicant answers confidently.
'Excellent! Can you explain why?'
'Sure! Whenever anything went wrong at my last job, everyone said I was responsible!'
If this one felt a little too familiar, the next few probably will as well. Work jokes are better when you read a bunch in a row and quietly recover from the day.
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a few days off....
I told my boss I needed a raise. He said I was already going too high....
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. ...
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once....
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