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A collection of work jokes, office humor, programmer jokes, tech jokes, meeting jokes, and geeky punchlines for your next quick break.
Work and Geek Jokes for Office Breaks brings together jokes that fit the same reading mood, with direct links back to the full joke pages and related categories.
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Computer chips.
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
What’s a physicist’s favorite food? Fission chips.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#.
How does a programmer fix a light bulb? They don’t, it’s a hardware problem.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
What did the router say to the doctor? It hurts when IP.
Why did the physicist cross the road? To measure the chicken’s momentum.
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